With that said, this series of bewhiskered bedizenment is from when I shaved in preparation for the marathon.
Here's the before picture:
I call this first style "the king's adviser" for obvious reasons.

This one is "the Mario". That's a spicy meataball!!!

This next look is called "good cop, bad cop". I'll let you decide which one this is.
And finally, because I did this all to become more streamlined for the race, I decided I had to pay homage to the patron saint of Eugene, Steve Prefontaine.

Rugged, self-assured, adult. These are the words that describe a man that wears a mustache.